Q: Create snarky rules for what's under the hood? for each operating system.

‌Q: Create snarky rules for what's under the hood? for each operating system.

A: You know, something like

define "what's under the hood?" means say "I'm windows.

Everybody uses me, so deal with it!" only for windows. define "what's under the hood?" means say "I'm a mac. I'm so

cool I can still talk to Steve!" only for mac os x. define "what's under the hood?" means say "I'm Linux. Watch out

or I'll fork on you!" only for linux.